Napping = Suicidal Thoughts

I'm in Philosophy this semester... so let me attempt to apply logic to this situation:

1. Napping = no homework getting done
2. No homework getting done = bad grades
3. Bad grades = Bad GPA
4. Bad GPA = No entrance into Grad School
5. No entrance into Grad school = Depression
6. Depression = Suicidal Thoughts

So basically I've concluded that napping = suicidal thoughts

(This is a good way for me to talk myself out of napping.)

Any other chronic nappers out there?